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[weedeating]

[ This man is never going to check his goddamn inbox. But feel free to use this post for threading, messaging him, bothering Dimitri some other way, etc. ]

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[weedeating]

Does that mean I can get into a fistfight with him as well?

[ please say yes. ]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yeee~ees.


Am I a bad warden if I say yes?

Fuck it. Don't kill him. Let him throw the first punch.

[weedeating]

Happily. If the two of you got into a fight, I'm sure I can goad the man into being worth my time.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Watch for the cheap shots, he kicks hard enough to break bones. Won't take much goading either, he's spoiling for a fight.

[weedeating]

Then it's a good thing I can break bones in retaliation.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Kiryu's going to stop it if it goes too far. Trusting you not to completely wreck the bastard.

[weedeating]

What about this: I can go as hard as I can but I won't use my lance.

[atowncalledtreffy]

No lance, no bleeding more than a pint, two broken bones max, doesn't matter which side. Fingers and toes count.

[weedeating]

Attainable.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I think I'm going to get demoted one of these days.

[weedeating]

You're not getting demoted, [ he says, with 100% certainty. ] If you do, I'll kill the Admiral where he stands.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Heh.

Thanks.

[weedeating]

You're welcome.

[ There's an awkward pause before, ]

I don't want to graduate. I should have died back home and should have stayed dead. But it wouldn't be right for you to suffer due to my actions.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I suffer due to my own actions. Once I graduated, that was it. I could go home any time.

[weedeating]

Then why come back?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Because I want to kill the Admiral myself.

[weedeating]

[ He can't help but let out a small little chuckle at that. There's a moment before Dimitri quietly admits, ]

Then you'll have at least one person ready to help you accomplish that goal.

[atowncalledtreffy]

It's impossible, I know. But I still would like to punch him in the face.

Thanks.

[weedeating]

[ There's a pause before Dimitri points out, realizing this for the first time, ]

Graduate me and you can make punching him your deal.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh, it's going to be the first thing I ask for if I graduate you.

[He grins, thinking of it]

What do you think? Punch in the face or kick to the balls?

[weedeating]

Punch to the face. That way, maybe you can break his nose.